Sunday, May 10, 2009

Chemical Warfare

Everytime I know I'm going to have to spend an extended amount of time with my mother, I wear patchouli, because it reminds her of someone she doesn't like. Yes, I'm passive-aggressive, and yes, I'm going to hell.

1 comment:

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

I do the same, but I load up on beans and dried apricots.

The beans are for effect--you know, the explosions and whatnot--whereas the apricots are for the deadly neurotoxins that are released. The apricots are preserved with sulfur dioxide, which your body breaks down into other sulfur compounds, thus rendering your air passage lethal